I think you're in danger of being re-classified, US! Beware, for the Batlord's wrath is mighty and terrible to behold!
Incidentally, the phrase "You are welcome to find a dictionary and hit yourself in the genitals with it" is the first time BL has made me actually laugh out loud, though I do smile at most of his work. Thinking about it has me laughing again, even now.
I would wonder though, what His Batship thinks of Progressive Metal (I assume he relegates Power/Melodic Metal to the status of False....)