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Originally Posted by Fenixpunk
1. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
2. How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
3. If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
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Great questions by the way? I'd like to answer these too!
The blind like lingerie. Look at David Blunkett (UK government minister, blind as a bat and a serial philanderer) I bet he loves lace undies.
Its an assassination when the perpertrator wears a long coat, shades in cloudy weather, has neatly combed hair or cru-cut and carries a suspiciously large bag. When the killer has bad dress sense its murder.
You can shoot them, its just hard to get the right licence.
