This Site Must Have a Headbanging Emoticon
I think that that statement bears repeating. This site
must have a headbanging emoticon. The band emoticon simply is not sufficient and is only used by n00bs and poseurs. Headbanging is a serious and important part of any True Metalhead's life, and deserves the respect granted by an emoticon. The lack of this, among other things, already designates this forum as a heathen poseur site, but continued failure to heed my commands shall force me to officially designate this as an infidel poseur site. You have been warned.