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Old 01-14-2013, 08:35 AM   #59 (permalink)
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A Review of Suffocation's Human Waste EP





So, if you're aren't aware of the severe and intense awesomeness that is Suffocation, then you deserve to be molested by a chimpanzee on Viagra. They are one of the most important bands to the evolution of brutal death metal and are quite possibly the greatest thing to come out of New York since the Son of Sam. I've been aware of them for years, but have only recently listened to this, their debut EP. It would be rather pointless to do a song-by-song review, since they all pretty much sound the same, like Satan fucking you in the ass with a spiked condom. The levels of sheer awesomeness are in fact so great that I was forced to turn it off, leave my house, and murder my next door neighbors. An extreme reaction no doubt, but that's just how awesome this album is. So, I suggest you listen to it immediately, but first, get a lawyer.


Hear this song, and know fear!

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