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duga · 01-16-2013, 06:04 PM

Or was it just dirty enough?

Starfish are fine for one night stands...but definitely not relationship material. I dated a starfish. Then she wondered why I started rolling on top of her, getting done in 5 minutes, and then rolling off to continue my episode of Dexter.

The current gf gets it done. Why do I have to deal with long distance?? WHY??

01-16-2013, 06:04 PM	#6988 (permalink)
duga MB quadrant's JM Vincent Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 3,762	Or was it just dirty enough? Starfish are fine for one night stands...but definitely not relationship material. I dated a starfish. Then she wondered why I started rolling on top of her, getting done in 5 minutes, and then rolling off to continue my episode of Dexter. The current gf gets it done. Why do I have to deal with long distance?? WHY?? __________________ Confusion will be my epitaph...