fleamailman

(in fact, the goblin thanked the humans for their somewhat undue concern about him and his welfare upon their forum reassuring them that he was quite comfortable at this point upon their designated spam thread in this section now, saying "...nah, to be honest with you, it just gets a bit boring to write in first person each time where most fiction is actually done in third person with narration, I mean I'm not here to make enemies of you now, where admittedly I wasn't too impressed by your posts either, so if you'll just excuse me I guess I'll just wander back to the spam thread at this point as we don't want to keep our readers waiting do we, so see you there then...")