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Old 01-31-2013, 10:25 AM   #58 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by FETCHER. View Post
I've never had anal sex (never will) but err... There's still poop up there so do guys always get fragments of **** on them? Cause that is the least sexiest thing I can imagine.
We suck it out of you with a straw first and spit it in the toilet before we invade your bowels with our schlongs.

After all the time we spend polishing our helmets, we don't want shit stains on em.

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Originally Posted by Whiskey View Post
Remember guys, clean up your ass from feces before performing anal sex!
I dunno how you do it, but when/if I have anal sex, I'm the giver and she's the receiver. My ass being clean is good of course, but it's more important her ass is.
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