Got quite a few of these.
Driving through some woods with a friend, a dear crossed my path, so I slowed down a bit, and as soon as I started going again (since the deer was just standing on the side of the road), the deer jumped out in front of the car. I had deer snot all over my hood, and we could clearly see that it's front left leg had been broken. Now, my buddy isn't the brightest bulb in the closet, so he starts screaming "Stop the car!" and jumps out with a tire iron screaming "WE gotta catch it and kill it!" I wanted no part of it, as I rolled my eyes. About ten minutes later I see him coming through the tree break, head down and desheveled. I asked him, "Did you get it?", "No." was his reply. "Can we go now?", I asked. "Yeah." he says. "Pull over so I can grab a beer".
I know. A bit anti-climactic, but it's pretty funny to me.
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