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Old 02-08-2013, 10:32 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by zevokes View Post
pretty simple... just tell a random hilarious story of yours.

i'll start.

so, me and a bunch of buddies are at a bar/night club. we were drinking all sorts of different things and one drink included red bull and vodka. we had two of these in a row nearing around 1am.

we're all standing in a circle, you know, yelling (because the music is so loud) at each other enthusiastically about stuff i can't remember, when my one buddy kind of leans into the middle of the circle, crouches a bit, spreads his arms like a bird about to fly, looks up at us all like a deer caught in headlights, and sorta half yells that he's gonna puke. darts to the bathroom.

i wasn't present for what happened next, cuz, well, generally i don't need to see people puking.

upon running into the bathroom, he neglected to wonder if anyone was in the first stall that he burst into and puked all over this dude taking a deuce. so, allowing himself the time to think of the possible repercussions of doing this, he very quickly comes to the conclusion that there's a possibility that if this guy is given the time and allowed the facility, he's gonna wipe his *ss, pull up his pants and in all likelihood beat the living hell out of my buddy. so my buddy decided that the thing to do (god bless him) is look out for himself.

the poor bastard taking a sh*t... he was just taking a sh*t and this totally random dude bursts in on him, pukes all over him, and then beats him senseless. and i mean senseless. we had time to pay our tab and very nonchalantly make a getaway.

as much as i feel sorry for him, if it happened to me, the sheer unlikelihood would stir laughter for weeks to some.

haha. f*cking humans.
I'm not implying anything here. Just wanted to point this out. Your story and this story are very similar.

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<cassius_clay13> so I was with my friend bryan the other night in a bar
<cassius_clay13> well he got really drunk and said he was gonna puke
<cassius_clay13> so i helped him walk to the toilet
<cassius_clay13> all the stalls were occupied
<emoti_conartist> lol
<cassius_clay13> bryan is a rugby player... so a big guy
<cassius_clay13> so he ****ing KICKS one of the stall doors open
<cassius_clay13> and there's this guy in there taking a ****
<emoti_conartist> hahahahahaha
<cassius_clay13> and bryan throws up ALL OVER HIM
<cassius_clay13> then (this is genius) bryan thinks 'oh ****... if i were taking a **** and someone came in and was sick all over me, i'd want to **** him up... so i'd better hit him first'
<cassius_clay13> so he ****ing SMACKS this guy in the face
<cassius_clay13> and runs away
<cassius_clay13> imagine being that guy... WORST NIGHT OUT EVER
Just sayin' bro.
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