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Originally Posted by Janszoon
But seriously, I posted that from the waiting room of the place I had to go to for a drug test for the job I was just offered. The amount of time I had to wait, the number of people I had to talk to and everything else that lead up to the act of pissing in a cup was a hell of a lot more involved than I ever could have imagined.
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Weird. Must be different here in Louisiana.
I just walk in to the place, sign my name and social on a form, go in the back where the pee guy is waiting, empty my pockets into the little lock box, wash my hands, then go in the bathroom, pee in the cup, go back out and hand it to the guy who then seals it up and asks me to initial the bottle and sign the form after making sure my info is correct.
THEN I DILLY DALLY FOR 20 MINUTES ON THE WAY BACK TO WORK... BECAUSE.