To my coworkers:
I am not a ****ing machine. I can't just snap my fingers and things will get done. I need time to finish one project before moving on to the next 20 or so that you've plopped on my desk, and if you want to keep our good name you better be ****ing patient, because I take pride in my work.
Sincerely,
I'm gonna punch the next douchewaffle that unloads their "ASAP" project on me.
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