Well if you just asked im sure someone would explain it to you.
I choose Thanksgiving, the American holiday of genocide and blind rape of a native people who we're generally pleasent and had more advanced political sysytems, social philosophy and better calendars. We also gave them small pox infested blankets.
We celebrate it by eating turkey which for those of you who live in part of the world without turkeys is a large form of foul akin to the chicken. It gobbles rather hysterically and has tremendous eyesight. It was almost the American symbol, but someone said "i don't know if the Turkey is the best choice" and so we have the eagle.
I like this holiday most of all because I enjoy turkey and mashed potatoes and that it occationally falls on my birthday.
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