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Originally Posted by Pedestrian
I felt a lot less special when I realized that last one was sent to a ton of people.  |
I don't get it. What is the point?
If you're going to send a heartfelt message, this ain't it:
Dear [insert name here] you really light my fire/make me hot/mean a lot to me [delete as appropriate] I would love to marry/screw/meet/date you [delete as appropriate] Your hair/eyes/lips/breasts/legs [delete as appropriate or possibly use all examples] are beautiful/sexy [delete as appropriate] and hope we can be friends/lovers/soulmates/****buddies [delete as appropriate]
[signature here]
Repeat and send mailshot
Who says love is dead?
