Originally Posted by Trollheart

I don't get it. What is the point? If you're going to send a heartfelt message, this ain't it:

Dear [insert name here] you really light my fire/make me hot/mean a lot to me [delete as appropriate] I would love to marry/screw/meet/date you [delete as appropriate] Your hair/eyes/lips/breasts/legs [delete as appropriate or possibly use all examples] are beautiful/sexy [delete as appropriate] and hope we can be friends/lovers/soulmates/****buddies [delete as appropriate]

[signature here]

Repeat and send mailshot

Who says love is dead?