Oh....dear. Eurovision is continuing to look very bleak this season, and my disappointment runs very deep. A few more selections have been revealed, I don't think you'll like any of them but hey, what the heck.
First up (and most recently) is Italy, with this self-destructive piece of crap.
2/10 - While I am pleased that the song is in Italian, it could be my least favorite so far. Vomited ravioli everywhere.
ALSO: WHY ARE YOU UNDERWATER?
Next up is Latvia. Enough glitter and gayness to support a LGBT youth group's annual activities for three years, but, I guess...it's not bad as a Eurovision pop song.
5/10 - Horns good, tone quality bad.
Some kinda crazy is happening to Slovenia. Is that...dub...step...? And this is the second or third year dubstep has made a cameo in Eurovision. FTW? I like it but I don't think it's welcome.
4/10 - Pretty plain song, except for the beats...which are also somehow plain.
Thoughts?
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