... or, if you prefer...
Thank you thank you! I've prepared a little speech if you'll all indulge me. Ahem!
"To win the best journal is not only an honour" --- what? Are you certain? Check again you fool! You must be mistaken! You're not? I didn't? He did?
THIS IS AN OUTRAGE! You've not heard the last of this, you ingrates! Gah! To think I bribed half of you too! Money wasted!
"25 albums you must listen to before the moon crashes into the earth and we all die"? What kind of title for a journal is that? And
Jan-zoon? What in blue blazes sort of name is that? Is he an alien? Or worse, a communist?
Rest assured, you'll all be hearing from my team of high-priced lawyers in the morning! This is the biggest injustice in the history of, well, history and it will not go unpunished! Three days from now I shall release a weapon upon this forum of such awesome power that it will wipe out all life! None shall be spared! NONE! BWAA HAA HAA HAAA --- (choke!) Smithers! My pills.....
