Originally Posted by djchameleon

Woman gets shot by oven

I feel like this is something that happened in 1000 ways to die but she didn't kick the bucket. Oh well.

I bet she'll think twice before warming up her waffles in the oven.

Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy

I love how you edited your post to officially out me out of the closet?" It's like you asked yourself if you were a big enough cunt in the post, concluded that you weren't, and added it in to satisfy your postly cunt quota

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

I converted to Islam today.

Allah Supreme.
A Love Supreme.

Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle

saw LeBron James downtown but then I realized I'm just racist