We interrupt this post to bring you a newsflash! Gardai (Irish po-lice) are still trying to piece together the events that led to a Dublin man's head exploding earlier today. The man's computer was on and it would appear he was in the middle of posting a line that said "all this praise is going to make my head ---" last line never finished.
Authorities are baffled. No lines of enquiry are being followed. His three cats had this to say, according to our animal language expert: "But Friday is FISH DAY! Who will feed us our fish??"
And now the weather. What the **** do you want? It's IRELAND! It's RAINING!!!
We now return your to your scheduled programme...