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Originally Posted by Trollheart
SWIM! You lucky bastard! Our father would kill us, skin us, make us into canoes and paddle us across the primordial ooze! Every day!
But you tell people that today, they won't believe ya!  |
You had PADDLES??!? You had it f*cking made. When My old man made a canoe outta me he just ripped out my spine & hollowed out my back, I had to propell myself and my family by sucking up the ooze in my mouth and farting it out my ass like a jet ski. You lucky young f*ckers don't know how good you had it...