Originally Posted by Paul Smeenus

You had PADDLES??!? You had it f*cking made. When My old man made a canoe outta me he just ripped out my spine & hollowed out my back, I had to propell myself and my family by sucking up the ooze in my mouth and farting it out my ass like a jet ski. You lucky young f*ckers don't know how good you had it...