Last month maybe.
Five shots of Absolut, a beer, four cigarettes, and one blunt of fine marijuana later, I was ****ed up.
My head was pounding that night, and as I walked I could feel my legs going numb and my conscience could hear my voice talking, but it was slurred.
Most ****ed up I have ever got.
I think I was trying to hotwire a car that night.
My best friend said I opened a car and kept laughing under the wheel.
Next day I slept 'till four.
Headache like a bitch.
Oh and I've tried that shower thing.
It works kind of I guess.
I passed out in one while drunk for an hour and a half.
I felt better when I woke up.
