Dudes, I had a near death experience last night. I was laying in bed, playing Pokemon Fire Red and watching Castle when I see something crawling past me out of the corner of my eye. I look to see what it is and see a spider crawling not six inches away from me going over the side of my bed. Intent on killing the motherfucker I look down to see what it is and see a big ass motherfucking black spider. It's abdomen was roughly the size and shape of a pee, maybe a little bit bigger. It's legs were thick as fuck and you could see where they were segmented. It was about as big as a dollar coin. I grabbed a bunch off tissues and quickly killed the shit out of that bitch, looked at the bottom of her, and saw a splotch of red. It was too smashed to make out the hourglass, but there was definitely red and it looked exactly like a fucking black widow. It crawled not six inches away from me, and that's just when I noticed it. For all I know it was crawling on me. *shiver*
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Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien
There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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