My cat ate all of my goddamned weed. I look at her this morning and she seemed extraordinarily happy, and downstairs I found the plastic bag that I was keeping my pot in, and it was empty. She ate around 3 grams of some stellar medical marijuana (White Rhino, a super strong sativa for those who are interested). She seems sober now, she must have done it last night, so I'm glad that she's okay.
But now it's spring break, I'm broke (for once) and I'm out of ****ing weed. Leave it to cats to destroy everything that you love.
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