Oh, I am heated. I sent my buddy a message on Facebook because his phone is out of commission. It wasn't even a bad message, but it was just expressing a desire to just hang out and have a bro night without his lady friend - since, you know, when he didn't have a lady friend, he wanted often to have bro nights without lady friends present. Just, you know, the best friends hanging out, playing PS3, smoking bowls, and writing sketches for our comedy show we're filming this summer...and thinking about editing into a bizarre film for a film festival in the area, but I digress.
Anyway, it was a harmless message, although I think I referred to his fiancee as "the old ball and chain," clearly jokingly. Who seriously uses that term with ill intent? It's goofy. Anyway, I got this message on Facebook from his lady:
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OKAY.
Since Norm's chat was open on the desktop, and it was inevitable that I see your message, trying to manipulate him into thinking I'm a terrible person or something, I have to say something. I'm getting sick of this ****-- and I can't bite my tongue anymore.
You can come over anytime, and I don't give a **** if he comes to hang out with you.
I've even tried messaging you myself, to get you to hang, because Norm misses you.
I have no control over what he does. He's free to do what he wants, as am I (within reason, of course), so stop ASSUMING that I have something to do with it.
Dude, I'm nothing but nice to you, and have nothing but nice things to say about you, but you **** talking ME everytime you have a problem with something he's doing is getting pretty ****ing old. You barely know me, and have no room to say anything.
I mean, have you called him at all today to hang out or was the responsibility on him?
Whatever your problem is with me, get over it. I've seriously never done or said a cross thing to/about you, but I'm getting infinitely sick of this ****.
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I've not even responded. I really think it would be hella awkward to explain that I was joking...and I think that is an overreaction to the nth degree.
And, to be fair, the only time I've seriously had anything ill to say of her was when they first started dating, because she was a mutual best friend's ex and I thought that was ****ed up.
I did begin to compose a message to attempt to lighten the mood that I thought was hilarious but would probably not translate well to Facebook message:
"Wow. Somebody's on their period."
EDIT: Any by "called him," she actually means called her phone, which she would have allowed to go to voicemail, until I texted.