man am i ever tired of bitches coming up in my shit like they know **** about how i function and assuming they know my shit better than i do
yes please sir daddy!! tell me all about what my actual personality is
oh please!!! how riveting your ideas on what made me, me are so innovative and new! this pop psych 101 bullshit gets me so hot! You totally understand me and all women so much, I think I just felt my panties drop. Tell me all about your fascinating rehashed x 19349835985398 theories about how I'm not really a dominatrix, but just a girl who needs to be treated right~~~
Secondly, yeah, you're right I'm not a brain like you and I totally can't tell this tedious small talk is going to end up at "so....about my dick"
just...really? really son? you can't say shit straight up?
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