Why General Hospital Is Metal as Fuck
Alright, so I was just watching my new favorite show,
General Hospital, which I'm sure some of you p
ussies would say is a most
unmetal thing to be doing. Well you are a fool. In the last few episodes a woman was abducted by an unknown person and her parents were trying to find her. They tracked her down to a ship in international waters and went to save her where they were captured. They were then taken to a private island where they discovered that the abductor was a madman thought to have been dead for over ten years. Apparently this wackadoo was in love and obsessed with the mother in the past, but has now transferred his affections to the daughter, who he views as the perfect version of the mother. To keep her perfect he has cryogenically frozen the daughter. Metal. As. F
uck. If you don't believe me, just ask Slayer...