I tasted Brazilian food today that tasted so damn good it bet sex. I literally orgasmed on the spot. My friend had a good laugh at that. I was making her laugh and totally calmed her down, she was ready to literally punch this bitch out that lives in our boarding house for touching her stuff. This girl totally deserves to be punched but I don't want my girlfriend to be pressed with an assault charge for being a hot blooded women.
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