Originally Posted by Burning Down

I was at the store this afternoon with my dad, and when we were waiting in a long line, the guy behind us started hitting on me. Openly, in front of my dad. My dad just turned around and said "Look mate, I'm not sure what your motives are, but she is definitely not interested in you."

Guy: "Well I was just wondering if she wanted to go on a date or something with me."

Dad: "Good! She can bring her boyfriend along with her, he'll be thrilled to meet you. I'm sure you'll all have an excellent time!"

Guy: "That's cool, I'm okay with open relationships."

Definitely one of the strangest things that's happened to me recently. WTF.

Originally Posted by GuitarBizarre

Roxy is unable to perpetrate violence. It always somehow turns into BDSM between two consenting adults.

Originally Posted by Frownland

I just want to say your tits are lovely.

Originally Posted by grindy

Roxy is the William S. Burroughs of our time.

Originally Posted by Neapolitan

I like Roxy, she's awesome and her taste in music far exceeds yours. Roxy is in the Major League bro, and you're like a sad clown in a two bit rodeo.