RoxyRollah

Sexual Experiences eh?

I was trying to stay classy by not kissing and telling but this was a few years ago and **** I'm bored at 8:00 am on a Friday...

So in my misspent youth I met a guy while I was working... he commented on my "original love machine" t-shirt... (had a picture of the mystery machine on the front...) so I thought eh why not... now this guy was a little bigger then my tastes runs, but come to find out he was a really really really amazing person... ( we are still friends to this day...) Anyway.. his birthday was later in the week so we made plans to hang out... Now mind you this is was when I used to party till the break of dawn before I became dare I say it... responsible... I ended up getting a hold of some really great MDMA and I thought well why not... so I went to his house later that night.. where we took the x and had great conversation (couldn't tell you what it was about now...) massages, and whatever felt amazing... well lets get down to brass tax here.. so we start going at it... and mid coitus, he somehow managed to sweat in my eye ball I mean a huge drop...so I said " wait wait this aint working I gotta go to the restroom..." whilst searching for my pants.. I pretended to answer my phone.. keys in tow, and topless I excused myself out the bathroom window, and managed to make it to my car.. I backed out with the lights off... and drove to my sisters house.. when she opened the door just a touch pissed off as it was 3 am or so... all I could say was "HE SWEATED IN MY EYE!!"

Three years later this guy ended up being my roomate...and the best damn roomie I have ever had...

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