Legit thought that swallowing a watermelon seed would make a watermelon grow in ones' stomach. Although, for some inexplicable reason, I also associated the horror with Jack and the Beanstalk, and pictured this immense vine shooting out of my mouth into the heavens, where giants apparently lived.
I swallowed a watermelon seed at school once. The hysterical bathroom standoff with my first grade teacher was not my finest moment.
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It's a hand-me-down, the thoughts are broken
Perhaps they're better left unsung
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