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Old 05-14-2013, 08:40 AM   #1857 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Burning Down View Post
It's fine not to like kids but comparing them to parasites and tapeworms is just unbelievably callous and cruel.
So? Who cares? Babies are like dogs. As long as you use a kind tone of voice you can tell them that you're going to sell them to a black market baby eating ring and they'll just smile and gurgle like Alzheimer's patients.

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Originally Posted by FRED HALE SR. View Post
Hey even Shakira said her baby was a wrinkled pruned mess when it came out and she didn't see what the hype was. I want a kid like I want a bullet in the head.
She also has an IQ of 140. Two more reasons to marry Shakira.
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