Originally Posted by Trollheart

Puns! Or more correctly, TV presenters making them every ****ing chance they get! I mean, is it really necessary to the continuation of the human race that every time someone uses music outside a musically-oriented show that the presenter has to make some asinine comment like "I hope they make sweet music together" or "Hope he hits the right note!"??? What about food? Biting off more than they can chew? Or anything to do with medicine: just what the doctor ordered? Jesus, don't these people realise that every pun that can ever be made HAS been made, many many times, and have become no longer even remotely funny? If I hear one more person grin and say something that I could have predicted with one hundred percent certainty they were going to say, ten minutes before they said it, I will go on an indiscriminate killing spree!

It's not bloody funny, and you're not being clever, so just bloody stop it, all right! I've had it up to here with puns! They should be banned, along with the stupid little winks, smiles and self-congratulatory laughs that accompany them!

GAAAHHHH!
Now to have a lie down in a darkened room before I have another of my spasms....

Originally Posted by J.R.R. Tolkien

There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.