Originally Posted by slappyjenkins

If you're asking me if I it's impossible for me to not talk about great gay sex Hermione....hmm...yes that might be impossible.

*but no seriously, I was just trying to make a joke, I just realized how it sounded after I posted it.

I'm straight! Not that there's anything wrong with being gay at all! Just clarifying where I'm at in life.

I don't fantasize about those....gorgeous....throbbing...ding dongs....flopping all over....

Excuse me I have to go to the bathroom!