Urban Hat€monger ?

I love Batlords posts so much, I learn so much from them. He's a real fountain of knowledge.
In fact just the other day I told some encyclopaedia salesmen to fuck off because I knew I couldn't learn anything from reading them that I didn't already know reading his posts.
In fact I find his posts so informative that I masturbate to them regularly. Hell I bet that mans posts have caused more mass genocides to be flushed down toilets in a papery grave than anywhere else in the world at any time in history.
In fact from now on I want to be known as Susan Batlord and i'm going to throw out all my books, CDs & DVDs and build a shrine to him as I cover my walls in black paint from the poetry that sprews forth from every pore of his body onto this site.

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