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Old 05-22-2013, 07:56 PM   #843 (permalink)
ladyislingering
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Originally Posted by Janszoon View Post
What is it with Kyles? I had a roommate named Kyle who used to always skimp on beer money, but never skimped on telling us all about how hot he thought his mom was and how all his friends wanted to bang her.
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The last Kyle I knew became a woman.
I once knew a real turd named Kyle.

I had to clean out his apartment with his mother after he abandoned it.

I could write a novel about all the things that made him a truly grotesque human being.

For instance, I had to clean his toilet. Imagine what would happen if you burned a tray of brownies, and then took a shit in it. That's what it looked like.
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