I almost married a Kyle like 6 yrs ago, he was my first then I was like "bye" cause I can't be bothered with his damseling bull****. Also, like years later he got super weird and jealous over any dude I talked to, like he'd threaten to talk to my current boyfriend and tell him how I sucked his dick....it's like yeah dude that's not an exclusive club or anything, I'm pretty sure any time I go out and see a dude around my age I get mild confusion on if I've fucked him already or not.
Fuckin' Kyles.
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