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Old 05-25-2013, 10:45 AM   #8268 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Hermione View Post
I have no problem imagining the Batlord as a Sybian salesman, going door to door trying to get into the pants of housewives to cure their "hysteria" with his wonderful "machine" then the housewife ends up with all his STD's

Shut the **** up about the Sybian, you have no lady parts so you don't know what feels good and what doesn't
I'd rather just sit back and watch. Apart from squirting, Sybian videos are pretty much the most fantastic porn on Earth.
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