Hmm. This is quite odd, an Iglooian on the internet. Let me fetch my interpreter, for the differences between American & Canadian English are so severe I haven't a chance in the world of understanding this savage.
Hmm. My interpreter has informed me the savage is upset! Hmm. How to... how to communicate with this Iglooian?
GREETINGS IGLOOIAN,
HOPE YOUR BIG CHIEF STEPHEN HARPER WELL. ME NO WATCH FOX NEWS, ME NO WATCH TV. YOUR HEALTHCARE IS GOOD. MANY MOONS AGO I STRANDED I CANADA AND ILL FROM DRINK MOLSON. TRIBESMEN KNOCK ON WALL OF IGLOO OF VILLAGE WITCHDOCTOR. WITCHDOCTOR FIX ME WELL.
IGLOOIAN, AM FRIEND.
HARD IT MUST BE, BEING ONLY TRIBE TO SURRENDED TO FRENCH TERRORISTS. IT OK, MOST PEOPLE FORGET THIS. ME NO LAUGH.
IGLOOIAN, DO NOT WORRY. WE NO INVADE. YOU KEEP ICE CASTLE AND SNOW MONEYS.