Originally Posted by The Batlord

That's funny. I had the very same conversation with a friend's mother who's a nurse a few years ago. Except she called them "faggots" and went into detail about having to wear masks as they burned cauliflower-sized genital warts off of their assholes. I'd just like to point out that I was staying over their place for Christmas and this was said while we were all sitting around the tree and my friend was opening presents. It was pretty epic.