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Paul Smeenus · 06-04-2013, 07:47 PM

So I'm driving home from Vancouver, and I'm just getting back on I-5 after the Mt Vernon detour (see YouTube I posted earlier in this thread), I'm on the onramp, and no one could possibly be coming from behind me to merge with, seeing as the freeway behind me was closed to traffic.

EXCEPT for the idiot wanker dildo fuckwad in a pickup behind me. He just accelerated as if I wasn't even there and damn near forced me off the road, and then flipped me off in a way that let me know that he couldn't have given less of a rubbery FUCK if I crashed and burned and died. He wanted to get home three fecking seconds sooner.

And no, I'm not a slow driver, if anything I'm a bit of a leadfoot. Deej will vouch for this.

06-04-2013, 07:47 PM	#23722 (permalink)
Paul Smeenus David Hasselhoff Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Back in Portland, OR Posts: 3,680	So I'm driving home from Vancouver, and I'm just getting back on I-5 after the Mt Vernon detour (see YouTube I posted earlier in this thread), I'm on the onramp, and no one could possibly be coming from behind me to merge with, seeing as the freeway behind me was closed to traffic. EXCEPT for the idiot wanker dildo fuckwad in a pickup behind me. He just accelerated as if I wasn't even there and damn near forced me off the road, and then flipped me off in a way that let me know that he couldn't have given less of a rubbery FUCK if I crashed and burned and died. He wanted to get home three fecking seconds sooner. And no, I'm not a slow driver, if anything I'm a bit of a leadfoot. Deej will vouch for this.