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Originally Posted by Hermione
Alright I'll bite
I shat on my ex boyfriend, I slapped the guy I first slept with in the face with his own semen, I threw up on my last ex's dick, I spat semen at the same guy I slapped......I could go on
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Farted during sex, fingered my ex-girlfriend while she was sleeping in the butt on accident, dad walked in on us while we were 69ing, busted a 15 second load on her face, it was everywhere. I topped you.