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Plankton · 06-17-2013, 11:41 AM

1. Name all three members of ZZ Top.

Dude w/Beard, Other dude w/Beard, dude w/o Beard.

2. Do you know who Peter Gabriel is?

Yep.

3. (If the answer to this is no skip this question) What is his relationship to Paul Simon?

They both made millions off of their fans.

4. What is a dobro?

It's a lap steel, bro.

5. Where is Beale Street and what style of music is it most closely and famously associated with?

Memphis, and I was walking ten feet off it.

6. What is a glissando?

Sounds like a sex toy.

7. Name any Iron Maiden guitarist, past or present.

Dave!

8. What nationality is Justin Bieber?

Female

9. What is Madonna's surname?

The Bitch formerly know as.

10. Who produced most of Tom Waits' albums?

Jimmy Hold Your Horses

11. Who is nicknamed The Boss?

The dude I work for, effectionately known as Bruce, although thats not his real name.

12. Name two Russian classical composers.

Akira Takasake, and Isao Tomita.

13. What field of art does Herbert Karajan work in?

Cloverfield.

14. Which of these producer's names is correct? A. Steve Lillyblue B. Steve Lillywhite c. Steve Lillyblack

Now thats just racist.

15. Name three of the Eagles.

Baldy, Beakey, and Stinky.

16. Bach famously wrote the _B____________g__ Concertos?

Be sharp, and G-String.

17. Name two Sex Pistols?

Mine, and Ron Jeremys'.

18. Who was the creator of Motown Records?

Same guy who owns the MooTown snackers line of cheese.

19. What does Eminem stand for, and how is it related to the artiste's real name?

I like the green ones.

20. What sort of a Monday did the Bangles have?

If it's anything like mine, it was awful.

21. What was Ray Charles' impediment?

He had the trots.

22. Where was Rory Gallagher born?

In a watermellon patch.

23. What was Britney Spears' first hit? (I said HIT!)

Didn't her boyfriend smack her up a bit?

24. Under what honorific (title) did William Basie make a name for himself in jazz?

1... 2... 3.... ah, ah, ah, ah, ahhhh...

25. Who made "In the mood" famous?

Rush

26. Name three bands Ronnie James Dio has been in?

Elf. Thrice times.

27. What classical composer was known as "The Red Priest"?

He was obviously of American Indian heritage, so I'm gonna say Wipes With Leaves.

28. What is the word "piano" short for?

A Scorpian O my freakin GOD!

29. Who is the driving force behind The The?

Preposition.

30. Name any three major progressive rock bands of the seventies?

Major Nelson, Major Minor, and the Minor Majors.

31. Who was original vocalist, founder and lyricist for Pink Floyd?

That dude that went freakin nuts.

32. What instrument does Yehudi Menuin play?

Skin Flute.

33. Name any Irish band. Except U2.

The Drunken Brawlers.

34. Complete the title of this Genesis album: "The lamb lies down on ___________"?

his deathbed.

35. According to Captain Beefheart, what for crow?

Sheryl.

36. What genre does DefJam Records serve?

The printer genre.

37. Name any three Black Sabbath vocalists?

Justin Bieber, and the Nelson twins.

38. Who was original lead guitarist for Fleetwood Mac?

Lil Wayne.

39. Who reportedly met the Devil at the crossroads, and went on to become one of the world's finest guitarists?

Ralph Machio

40. What is Fish's real name?

Abe Vigoda.

06-17-2013, 11:41 AM	#47 (permalink)
Plankton Just Keep Swimming... Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: See signature... Posts: 7,766	1. Name all three members of ZZ Top. Dude w/Beard, Other dude w/Beard, dude w/o Beard. 2. Do you know who Peter Gabriel is? Yep. 3. (If the answer to this is no skip this question) What is his relationship to Paul Simon? They both made millions off of their fans. 4. What is a dobro? It's a lap steel, bro. 5. Where is Beale Street and what style of music is it most closely and famously associated with? Memphis, and I was walking ten feet off it. 6. What is a glissando? Sounds like a sex toy. 7. Name any Iron Maiden guitarist, past or present. Dave! 8. What nationality is Justin Bieber? Female 9. What is Madonna's surname? The Bitch formerly know as. 10. Who produced most of Tom Waits' albums? Jimmy Hold Your Horses 11. Who is nicknamed The Boss? The dude I work for, effectionately known as Bruce, although thats not his real name. 12. Name two Russian classical composers. Akira Takasake, and Isao Tomita. 13. What field of art does Herbert Karajan work in? Cloverfield. 14. Which of these producer's names is correct? A. Steve Lillyblue B. Steve Lillywhite c. Steve Lillyblack Now thats just racist. 15. Name three of the Eagles. Baldy, Beakey, and Stinky. 16. Bach famously wrote the _B____________g__ Concertos? Be sharp, and G-String. 17. Name two Sex Pistols? Mine, and Ron Jeremys'. 18. Who was the creator of Motown Records? Same guy who owns the MooTown snackers line of cheese. 19. What does Eminem stand for, and how is it related to the artiste's real name? I like the green ones. 20. What sort of a Monday did the Bangles have? If it's anything like mine, it was awful. 21. What was Ray Charles' impediment? He had the trots. 22. Where was Rory Gallagher born? In a watermellon patch. 23. What was Britney Spears' first hit? (I said HIT!) Didn't her boyfriend smack her up a bit? 24. Under what honorific (title) did William Basie make a name for himself in jazz? 1... 2... 3.... ah, ah, ah, ah, ahhhh... 25. Who made "In the mood" famous? Rush 26. Name three bands Ronnie James Dio has been in? Elf. Thrice times. 27. What classical composer was known as "The Red Priest"? He was obviously of American Indian heritage, so I'm gonna say Wipes With Leaves. 28. What is the word "piano" short for? A Scorpian O my freakin GOD! 29. Who is the driving force behind The The? Preposition. 30. Name any three major progressive rock bands of the seventies? Major Nelson, Major Minor, and the Minor Majors. 31. Who was original vocalist, founder and lyricist for Pink Floyd? That dude that went freakin nuts. 32. What instrument does Yehudi Menuin play? Skin Flute. 33. Name any Irish band. Except U2. The Drunken Brawlers. 34. Complete the title of this Genesis album: "The lamb lies down on ___________"? his deathbed. 35. According to Captain Beefheart, what for crow? Sheryl. 36. What genre does DefJam Records serve? The printer genre. 37. Name any three Black Sabbath vocalists? Justin Bieber, and the Nelson twins. 38. Who was original lead guitarist for Fleetwood Mac? Lil Wayne. 39. Who reportedly met the Devil at the crossroads, and went on to become one of the world's finest guitarists? Ralph Machio 40. What is Fish's real name? Abe Vigoda. __________________ See location... Last edited by Plankton; 06-17-2013 at 11:58 AM.