how about this one
kids are in school and the teacher says to little johhny4 birds are sitting on a powerline. one gets shot, how many are left.
little johhny says none because the others would have flown away after the gunshot.
no johhny the answer is three, but i do like your way of thinking.
hearing this he says can i ask you a question then.
teacher - sure
three women are sitting on a bench all eating ice creams. one is licking it. another is sucking it while the last one is giving it a strange *almost blowjob like* action. now which one of those women is married
the teacher answer with the last one wondering how a young kid would know such a joke.
johhny replies no thats not right. its the one with the wedding ring, but i do like your way of thinking...
i think we should change this to the *crap* joke thread