Originally Posted by Newkie

Hmm, are your burps somehow effeminate? I might be able to get away with that one if I can record a female intro or something...I don't think I'd get away with the feet, I have strange hobbit feet, flat footed and hairy. Maybe I could cater to Rosie Cotton fetishes, must be some out there...

Thanks, yeah I just try to base my views on whatever close up experience I have which isn't much in this case. I'll be honest I haven't checked out the bulk of this thread but I guess it is a topic where people can make some pretty sweeping generalisations or feign empathy and the like.