Lost my phone last night downtown while I drunkenly stumbled across the city for fourth of July, and a hippie guitarist found it and called my mom. I'm going to retrieve it right now and smoke him out for my reward. I think that's a great reward if you ask me.
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Originally Posted by YorkeDaddy
I love how you edited your post to officially out me out of the closet?" It's like you asked yourself if you were a big enough cunt in the post, concluded that you weren't, and added it in to satisfy your postly cunt quota
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Originally Posted by OccultHawk
I converted to Islam today.
Allah Supreme.
A Love Supreme.
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Originally Posted by Mondo Bungle
saw LeBron James downtown but then I realized I'm just racist
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