Originally Posted by Sparky

so today i come in to work and my bomb fine manager lady is telling me she likes my haircut and all this **** shes got my breaks memorized and all of this freaks me out and im immediately convinced shes making fun of me and i proceed to be an asshole the rest of the day

I get home and realize that would be the most absurd way of making fun of someone and now with my limited social skills will have difficulty explaining what transpired today