I was two minutes late for work, and my boss threatens to take my job away. I told him I'm always 10 minutes early and that I couldn't find my name tag so I'm sorry, it's only two minutes.
This is what he says to me "Get the fuck out of my office before you still have a job." I looked at him in amazement and walked out. Who the fuck says that to someone. He'll probably apologize next time I go into work but seriously, fuck that douche.
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