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Old 07-28-2013, 06:44 AM   #8832 (permalink)
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So you would be beating your dick with one hand and your girlfriend with the other in bed? All while looking into a mirror that would have to be strategically placed. Not to mention somehow eating the cookies, unless you were beating your dick on your girlfriend therefore freeing up a hand to eat the cookies.
Yeah but Dulce is a chick so that throws a wrench in things. The masturbating on her girlfriend wouldn't work unless I guess if she was just rubbing her clit against her leg I guess that could work
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