Three points:
1. Another very well written review. You speak clearly, descriptively and from the heart.
2. One of the suggestions I made to you is that there's no reason on earth for you to apologize for speaking your mind here, you almost made it through until your last paragraph. I know you feel compelled to say that stuff and it's hard to lay off, but I hope you can beat that demon soon.
3. Rosie is about masturbation.