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Old 07-29-2013, 12:44 AM   #609 (permalink)
Scarlett O'Hara
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lol well what happened was i didnt wrap it up stupidly with this girl in college and she was bangin other ppl, so she texted me and told me she might have an std and i was freakin out... cause i was like nooooooooo man i got aids i never fulfilled my dreams. but it was minor in comparison so after that i always wear a rubber except if im in a relationship

plus another time i somehow got a bladder infection and that was the worst thing of all time so sometimes when i think about not wrappin the hammer i mentally take myself to the time i had a bladder infection and how when i had to piss if felt like a flamethrower.
This totally made me laugh, whoops! I had a uti like a week ago, it fecking sucked. Luckily it cleared up with antibiotics. As if I don't live in enough pain as it is!
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